The Failed List:

A list of random things and Films that just Failed. Dog gone it!, they tried but it just wasn't good enough, but hey with out the fails we wouldn't know when we have success. so thanks, thanks for sucking so hard.

1. Michael Phelps hosting SNL: Don't know if it was the stiff acting. mechanical reading of the cue cards. the constant staring of said cue cards, his awkward Herman Munster appearance or just crappy SNL writing, but goodness this was a train wreck we were more than happy to turn away from.. dude stick to jumping into water.

2. King of the Hill gets cancelled: WOW!, this show was still on? Who watches this? really? I mean besides the trailer park demographic whose desperate to see any representation of themselves on that "glowy Box thing". Plus with all the attention and buzz FUNNY and relevant adult cartoons like Family Guy, South Park and the Boondocks guess there just wasn't any room for a dull family like the Hills, and to think.. they cancelled Futurama before this crap. Blasphemy!

3. Chuckies much older sister trying to distance herself from the family legacy. Embrace it Bitch!

4. Mark Wahlberg in "The Happening": Probably the closest will get to seeing Marky play gay on screen.


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Ok I Guess All Is Forgiven

Okay, I really don't mean to bloody up the blog with posts about Marky Mark Wahlberg, but I give the guy props for coming on SNL last night and poking fun at himself about the Andy Samberg sketch a few weeks ago.



But you gotta ask yourself...was he just being a good sport? Or was he trying to shamelessly plug his new film Max Payne?



Things that make you go hmmmmmm.....

Mark Wahlberg Can't Take A Joke

So here at NYIndieSeen, we're really not tryin to diss Mark Wahlberg. Really. But ya know I just can't help but upload this clip of Marky Mark tryin to act all hard and shit and acting like he's gonna kick Andy Samberg's ass. If you wanna know why he's pissed off at Andy Samberg, then click here. In my opinion, I think its a front. Mark Wahlberg tries to act like he's this tough kid from Boston that's a wise guy, but I think he's as sweet as his character Elliot Moore in The Happening. Well, maybe the word "sweet" is a bad choice of words. But c'mon now, Mark is too busy keepin his pretty face from gettin mangled up cuz he's got his career to protect. Well...at least he's got his off-screen career to protect.

Okay...maybe I just secretly want him, which is why I'm hatin. Or maybe becuz he can't take a joke and doesn't have to act like a prick. Sorry...the I just spilled my last cup of haterade all over myself.

Best Mark Wahlberg Impression Ever!!

The last blog about Mark Walhberg was aptly titled Worst Acting Ever! Well there was nothing bad about the acting performed by SNL digital video brat Andy Samberg. Andy freakin nailed it this Saturday in his rendition of Mark Wahlberg talking to animals.

"I just wanna talk to you OKAY?" "Say hi to ya mutha for me OKAY?"





Here is a clip of every craptacular scene performed by Marky Mark in The Happening. This clip was just uploaded here for laughs. Which clip is funnier the comedy sketch or The Happening performance??

It's a toss up.

Worst Acting Ever!

M Night Shyamalan is a good friend of mine...in my head. I've loved his work for years and as of late M Night has dissapointed me. He hasn't delivered the way he has in the past when it comes to making great films with those plot twisters we all once loved.

He was doing well when he made films like The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs. Hell even though alotta critics and other folk didn't like it...I actually cheered for The Village. But then all of the sudden M Night is shooting out craptacular flicks like Lady In The Water and now...The Happening.

Now the story behind the film---which I won't spoil for you is actually not that bad. Unfortunately, the story wasn't executed as well as it could have which made the movie quite poor. The plot had some major potential, but once again my friend in my head just didn't deliver. Now what made this movie smell even worse than the 51st train station on a hot ass day? Mark Wahlberg acting.

Honestly, I was quite surprised that his acting sucked major monster's balls. I thought maybe having an Oscar nomination under his belt proved he was a true thespian. WRONG.

Here is my list of Mark Wahlberg's bad acting moments:

1. What was up with the high pitch voice? Did you guys notice he was trying way too hard to sound like someone was squeezing his crotch?

2. What was up with the way he walked? It was corny and gay.

3. Was he gay? Was the subtext that his character Elliot Moore was a homo? Cuz I totally got the I'm into dudes vibe.

4. Why did he repeat everything someone would say to him? "There's been an accident". "There's been an accident?" "I like playing gay guys who wear mood rings". "You like playing gay guys who wear mood rings?" See what I'm sayin??

5. Why was he so cavalier after people kept dying? Can we see some range of emotion??

6. Why couldn't they have just cast Mark L. Wahlberg instead? Ya know host of Moment Of Truth? Besides the intensity and drama of his line of questioning is more edge of your seat than this film will ever be.

I could go on and on but I'm gonna stop. I just want to let you guys know how dissapointed I was in his acting. Oh wellz...I guess I'll just pop in the my DVD rental of Lost Boys 2. Now that's some real acting!!!