Greatest Sex SEENS in Indie Flicks

Courtesy of Nerve.com Here is a small list of the greatest sex scenes in indie cinema. To see the full list and view clips of each lustful scene click here.


Ken Park
Larry Clark's provactive film Ken Park is most well-known for its boy-on-girl-on-boy oral-sex fest toward the film's finale, and it's kind of disturbing and kind of fun. Well its actually more fun to watch. Larry Clark's 2002, return to big screen scandolocity: Ken Park attempts to shock and awe its way into relevance.By putting on a facade of gritty realism it attempts to convince its viewer that they are experiencing a work of artistry, as opposed to Clark's signature blatant exploitation, long unnecessary camera focus on characters genitals and naked bodies are no longer daring or particularly entertaining when you begin to expect it as one does with a Larry Clark film.


Sex, Lies, and Videotape

Andie McDowell, who plays a bit of a prude, tells her therapist at the start of Sex Lies and Videotape that she's not really into sex. Repressed and unhappily married, Ann changes her tune when she meets her husband's reclusive friend Graham (James Spader), who considers himself impotent. Graham's only sexual gratification comes from videotaping women while he questions them about their sex lives; his video collection horrifies Ann and hopelessly intrigues her. This film pioneered amateur porn for bored housewives.


Shortbus
There are alot of sex scenes to mention in this movie given the fact that the whole feature is an orgy fest to begin with. The most noted sex scene doesn't even involve two people. It's a masturbation scene that involves...auto fellatio! And the guy is oh so flexible. "The Shortbus," an underground performance space, salon and sex club. It's a sexy skin party where couples, singles, trannies, hipsters, queers, punks, preps, geeks, goths, and the like go to get their freak on! Sofia finds herself on a quest and becomes sexually awakened thanks to a cute gay couple by the name of Jamie and James who are having their own sexual issues in their relationship. Piled on the floor, dangling from swings and squirming against the walls are dozens of bodies, of all genders and descriptions, screwing and licking in every possible combination. Hotness.


Being John Malkovich
John Malkovich greets Maxine (Catherine Keener) at his apartment door and the two decide to get their freak on. However Spike Jonze creatively decides to allow his audience to see and hear the thoughts of John Malkovich. We are now invited to ever experience he undergoes including SEX!! Catherine Keener is having sex with the audience in this scene being that the camera's point of view is to the audience (a.k.a John Malkovich). Then it gets weird becuase really she's having a lesbian experience with Lottie played by Cameron Diaz (who looks a lil fug in the film). Of course the sexual moment is broken when she calls out the wrong name during sex. Oops.


Boys Don't Cry So we all know what's "going down" in this scene. Hilary Swank plays the role of a guy who's actually really a girl and he/she has a sexual experience with Chloe Sevingy. This oral scene is way hotter than Chloe's oral scene in this disastrous flop Brown Bunny. The facial contortions on Chloe's face are really hot and not to mention the sounds we hear Hilary make...subtle but hot. We're always seeing films where men are getting off, but barely ever see the "tipping the velvet" scenes for the chicks. Definitely worth watching and sexy to anyone....gay or straight.



Mysterious Skin

Here's another scene that's also "orally inclined". Now I don't know what's hotter, seeing JGL gettin some head or hearing JGL get some head. Was that too much?? Did we go to far by that statement? Not sure why this film got an NC-17 rating being that the audience never actually sees that act of fellatio on screen. But the expressions of ecstasy is enough to make this one of the hottest sex scenes ever.




Brokeback Mountain

Yes the movie about two gay cowboys also contains one of the hottest sex scenes of all time. Of course it helps when you have Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger all hot and sweaty and HORNY. Actually we were expecting a lil more full frontal action, but the subtlety can be kinda of hot especially when he spits on his hand and shoves it down Jakes. Now that's a take charge kinda guy.





Team America: World Police

The sex scene in this film has more sexual positions going on than the Kama Sutra. If you ever need tips on how many sexual positions and body contortions you need to spice up your sex life, this is the scene to watch. Of course it's kinda comical because its two plastic dolls gettin it on. Why the MPAA would be so damn sensitive in giving this film an NC-17 rating I have no freakin clue. Geez it's just puppets yall!! Gotta say though, the sex scene totally turned us on though.




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Titanic Recut: Jack Lives!

If you check out our Trailer Trash archive, there are some pretty damn good trailer recuts in there. But this is by far the best one yet. HOW CREATIVE! They start out presenting the story of Titanic with Jack and Rose. Jack as we ALL know dies...but then the rescuers pull a block of ice out of the water with Jack's body in it!! They heat it up and he lives!!

You gotta see this trailer in order for you to believe it.


But my question is this...can you guess how many Leo DiCaprio films are in this recut? And what are they??

Indie Pick O' The Day: Bella

One Life Can Change You Forever...

That is tag line for the Mexican film Bella directed by Alejandro Gomez Monteverde. This is a subtle film about life, loss, and family. When Jose, who is an international soccer star is on his way to sign a multi-million dollar contract and twist of fate and tragedy occurs that changes his life forever. He later finds himself working as a chef in his brother's restaurant. Jose's brother Manny treats Jose as well as the staff as slave drivers in the restaurant, including Nina, a down on her luck waitress who gets some inconvenient news. Nina finds herself running late for work after she takes a home pregnancy test and realizes she is now expecting. Unfortunately for Nina, her tardiness causes her to get fired and Jose feels sorry for Nina and feels the need to reach out to her.


Nina and Jose form a connection in each of their own disconnected lives and both deal with their own regrets and try to heal. Okay I liked this film and all, but I gotta say one thing Jose, played by Eduardo Verástegui is H-O-T. And YES he could TOTALLY GET IT. I mean this film has a deep message and is very well written and got lots of awards and stuff, but all the while I just kept on checking out Eduardo thinking...damn is he single?

Just to show you want I'm talking about, click here to see what his fine ass looks like. He was in that craptacular flick Chasing Papi if anyone of you out there ever seentz it. I only watched it becuz I was bored out of my mind one night and there was absolutely nothing to watch. I shoulda just watched paint dry. But seeing Eduardo's screen time was worth it. He's come up since CP, so you definitely have to check out Bella. Another cool thing about the film are the shots of New York City and how its so contemporary with NYC life. There's a scene that takes place on the train that every New Yorker can relate to. There is also a poignant scene with a blind homeless man that is very touching. It's amazing what happens when you take the time out of your busy hectic NY schedule to talk to a homeless guy on the street. It's not always what it seems...

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80's Nostaligia Time: Casual Sex?

Remember that movie Casual Sex? Caught it on HBO the other day and I gotta say, this movie was slightly ahead of its time back in 88 when it was made. Cuz it speak volumes to the anorexic dating crisis among women today. It's really hard to find a man these days, let's see women have a few obstacles in their way like....HIV/AIDS, downlow brothaz, ratio of gay men to straight women in Manhattan, flaky guys, creeps, assholes, jerks, morons, one timers, fetish fiends, soccer players, brainacs, dykes posing as men, and last but certainly not least....the ultimate NICE GUY. What do women have left to find? Where can she find Mr. Right? Well the film Casual Sex? is about two girlfriends (not lesbians) who decide to go to a Health Spa retreat to not only find the right guy but to find themselves.


Love is found in the least likely of places and people in this 80's comedy starring Lea Thompson, Victoria Jackson, and Andrew Dice Clay....yea, that guy. Whatever happened to him anyway??. It's an 80's flick so expect a little campiness and cheese, but it's good for single women who really are having a hard time in the dating circuit. Especially women who tend to be so damn picky. The film was directed by a chick and written by chicks. Pretty cool stuff huh? Not sure if this is an indie...but it's an 80's classic.

Ugly Sexy: Benicio Del Toro

Benicio Del Toro is the epitomy of ugly sexy.

Ya know that category of men who are kinda grimy and ruff at times, but can clean up real well and the sexiness comes thru?

Or those guys that look ruff as hell, but still have that sexy swagger and don't even try hard to do it?

Benicio is one of those guys.

He was the clean cut white collar personal assistant to Kevin Spacey in Swimming With The Sharks.

Then he was Benny, the friend of the heroin-addicted painter in Basquiat

Then he played mumbling thief Fred Fenster in The Usual Suspects.

We certainly can't forget his performance as good cop with a conscience in Traffic.

However, one of his most strongest performances to date was the guilt ridden drunk driver in 21 Grams.

We love Benicio. He's won an Oscar, Golden Globe, and not one but TWO Independent Spirit Awards.

Did you see him in Things We Lost In The Fire??? He was soooooo sexy. He may have another Oscar on his hands too becuz of that performance. Does anyone know if this man is single? FINE THANG that he is....he could get it.

We not only love him because he makes for good eye candy. But we love his style, acting, and humility as an actor in Hollywood. Keep on keepin on.

SEEN O' The Day: Havoc

You Ain't Real

This is a a good movie. It's kinda sad too cuz I actually know kids like this. Privledged kids tryin to act all hard in their upper crust-spoon fed lives and think by going into the "hood" they can prove their worth in the world. This scene is between Freddy Rodriguez (yumz) and Anne Hathaway (who gets nude in the flick). Freddy tell her that she aint and she's just a wannabee for trying to hang out in East L.A. when her home is Pacific Palisades.

Did I mention JGL is in this film too??

Indie Pick O' The Day: Shadowboxer

I loved this movie! Okay, besides looking at an oil-glistened booty from Cuba Gooding Jr and not too mention full frontal of Stephen Dorff doin it doggy style this is actually a very witty film with fully developed characters and a substantial plot. Yepperoonies!!!

Basically ol' Cuba Goody is a hitman along with his stepmother/lover Helen Mirren. yes, that's right...she's his stepmom AND his girlfriend. Anyways, the two of the are killers for hire and Mirren's character is hit with some unfortunate news that she is dying of cancer. After years of killing people, Mirren suddenly grows a conscience when she is hired to kill the wife of a crime boss who just so happens to be preggers (that's pregnant yall). The wife is the hot n sexy Vanessa Ferlito, who I TOTALLY loved in Death Proof.

Mirren decides to have mercy on her soul and not kill the pregnant wife, but instead take her in and put her into hiding. She even decides to help take care of her kid!!! Well the story of events of this film evolve over the years and the plot starts to get really interesting!!

Ummm...oh yea, did I mention "the hotness that is" JGL is in this film?? Oh yea, and lemme say he really is hot. He plays a doctor to the crime boss and is responsible for helping the injured clients who find themselves getting shot in the foot by their crime bosses. JGL's girlfriend is voluptuous funny lady Ms Mo'Nique which I find to be incredibly bizarre...yet sexy! My favorite scene is when JGL gets caught "tipping the velvet" with another chick and Monique finds them in that uncompromising position. HOTNESS!!!!! JGL doing his thang...wowz. I think I rewound that scene like 5 times.

Anywayz, the film is directed by none other than producer Lee Daniels who produced Monster's Ball. My aunt claims to know his mom...hey Aunt Faye give me the hookup!!!