SEEN In NYC

Yall SEEN any celebs lately?? We'll fill ya in...




Tilda Swinton or whom I would like to refer to as "Casper" was seen at Broadway and 49th St apparently gettin her hair did














Uma Thurman was seen at 6th Ave and Vandam St. Should we really be posting the whereabouts of Uma?? Well she was filming a movie so tons of security was around. We love you Uma!! No no not in a stalkerish way...c'mon.









Natalie Portman was on Christopher St with a dog...the girl was so tiny she's about the same height as her dog!











An NYIndieSeen staffer caught A TON OF A-LISTERS!!!!


Just to name a few:

Janet Jackson, David Bowie & Iman, Donald Trump, Sophia Coppola, Joshua Jackson, TomKat (that's Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes), Beyonce, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts and Clive Owen....just to name a few. Okay...maybe Joshua Jackson should be removed from the list---he's more of a C-lister but he was hot so it's worth noting. Where was this NYIndieSeen staffer? At the Costume Gala of course located at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Side Note (first-hand account): "So I saw Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen walk on the red carpet. One looked normal with a healthy complexion and the other looked like one of the underground dwellers from The Descent. I immediately guessed that the freak of nature was Mary Kate. I was frightened. I kid you not...scared. I was 2 feet away from her standing next to photogs when she looked into the direction of the cameras and I looked into her piercing eyes. Isn't there some quote that states that eyes are the windows to the soul?? Well whoever said that never met Mary Kate Olsen--she has no soul. I mean her eyes looked lifeless. I'm not one for celebrity bashing I leave that to Perez Hilton or DListed, but I must say, she literally gave me goosebumps...not the nervous kind either."

SEEN In NYC

Who was caught in Mannyhatty this week???





Julia Roberts caught strolling on W 23rd St in Madison Square Park. Looked adorably cute with no makeup on and skinny as a Rwandan refugee










Adrien Brody's fine ass was seen at Lafayette St and Astor Place with his girlfriend and was quite recognizable with his trademark nose and physique.











Natasha Lyonne 7th Ave South in West Village trying to score some Crank...just kiddin!













James Franco on 85th and Madison hailing a cab and looking hotter than ever! I want like 10,000 of his babies!











Robin Williams seen looking for his career on 56th and 6th Ave. Won't find it there buddy.

SEEN In NYC

Back to celebrity sightings in the bestest place on earth!





Matthew Modine (memba him??) at 121 W 10th St chillin with some dude at a resturaunt. But he was checkin out a girl's ass so the gay rumors aint really necessary.












Wanda Sykes was all up in E 49th St & Lexington Ave right outside the W Hotel...speaking of gay rumors...I heard the lesbian ones about her are actually true.









Jeffrey Wright at E 48th St & Park Ave lookin a lil ruff but still good for his age. Is it true he lives in Fort Greene? Anyone know his address so we can stalk him?










Michael Rapaport was at 37 Spring St in Rice to Riches in SoHo gettin into it with his girl. Prolly they were fighting over who's gettin the Perfectly Legal Pecan Pie. It's completely understandble why a fight would ensue over that flavor.









Clive Owen's sexy ass was at E 47th St & Park Ave. HE could soooo get it!













Gwenyth Paltrow's bony ass was at Varick St & Franklin St strolling with an apple...uh we mean her kid Apple. What a fugged up name to have....Apple.

Cameron Diaz at 335 Bowery...stop tarnishing the nasty, dirty, grimy rat-ridden streets of NYC and go back to Los Angeles!

I See Celebrities

Joaquin Phoenix was spotted on 31st and 5th Ave with a chick gettin his smoke on. Cigarettes that is...











Owen Wilson on 7th Ave and Charles St a post rehab looking Owen was in very high spirits walking around with a blonde who was NOT Kate Hudson. Perhaps her stunt double?










Ryan Gosling at 14th St and 8th Ave looking hot as hell with his new shaved haircut. On the prowl for the ladiez obviously.











Wes Anderson was caught chillin over East Houston and 2nd Ave. Passing an ad for Darjeeling Limited nearby. That's gotta be so cool to see your movie ads on the street. You know he thinks he's the shit.











Ethan Hawke lookin a lil fug at 20th St and 8th Ave. Is it true he's still living in Hotel Chelsea? Yikes. I guess that's what happens with life after Uma Thurman.









Alec and Stephen Baldwin seen dining out at 1 Central Park West at Trump Plaza. Where was Billy? What about the fugly one Daniel? He's still alive right?

Celebrity Spottings This Week...

Chloe Sevigny was spotted at 35 Canal St chillin with friends trying to stick to her emo hipster style that she tries way too hard to emulate.










Edie Falco was at 339 Greenwich St. Perhaps paying a visit to Tony Soprano? James Gandofini
lives in the neighborhood.










Heather Matarazzo shopping at 770 Broadway. The sapphic actress was at Kmart in Astor Place. Her alleged lover Anne Hathaway was nowhere to be found.









Rene Zellweger at 57th and Broadway. Seen with a Chanel bag...perhaps a Chinatown knockoff?










An NYIndieSeen Staffer spotted a C-lister and a B-lister...can you guess which is which??







Tyra Banks was seen at 10:30 p.m. on Spring Street right near the 6 train station. Her hair was uncombed and she had on a denim jacket with black stretch pants. She went into this lil bodega shop and bought 4 pints of OJ---some dude asked her to take a photo and she nicely said..."No". Cute figure. Cute butt. Bad hair.









Courtney Love performed at the Hiro Ballroom on 16th and 9th Ave. I pray she does not become the next Anna Nicole. Wasted...as always and skinner than a Rwandan refugee she performed a long set at this venue for free. Her arms were so skinny you can see the lining of her muscles. Her hair looked like a rag doll (nuthin new) and she totally had SEVERE lip collagen injections. She's startin to look like the joker. She still rocked the house though.

I SEENtz You!

Adrien Brody's fine ass was spotted at 23rd and Park Ave South. Damn! I probably passed right by him!!

Ron Livingston was seen at a Cafe on 73 E Houston St. Was Berger eating a a burger?? Yea, that was mad corny.

Lucy Liu was at 210 W 10th St. Just finishing up the Sex N The City knockoff Cashmere Mafia.

Scary Spice's Babidaddy was seen at 59th and 5th Ave wishing to gawd that he shouldn't have made Daddy Day Care.

Leonardo DiCaprio at 110 Waverly Place looking good like the fine specimen that he is.

SEEN In Manhattan Baby!!

Here are some celebrities spotted in NYC this week!








Brooke Shields was seen at 40 W 57th St filming something...perhaps a commerical about anti-depressants?

















Kim Cattrall was on W 17th St at a resturaunt very casual in jeans--very non Samantha-like













Kevin Bacon was at 375 Hudson St wandering around aimlessly in an office building

Benicio Del Toro at Duane and Hudson St sitting on a park bench looking ugly sexy

Cynthia Nixon was spotted at Centre St going in for jury duty...did Miranda ever have jury duty?

M Night Shyamalan at 105 Hudson St at the popular celebrity chill spot Nobu spotted with Marky Mark...no funky bunch in sight though.

Lindsay Lohan was at 16 Bank St at the Waverly Inn on a diet coke craze. Well u gotta substitute coke for something...why not a diet soft drink with a similar name?

I See Celebrities

Here are some celebz spotted in Manhattan this week!

Alec Baldwin was at E Houston and Elizabeth St. Chillin in an East Village restaurant with some dark-haired chick.

Lauren Bacall at 10 Columbus Dr she was seen exiting a Lincoln Town Car near Starbucks carrying her lil doggie

Anne Hathaway at E 58th and Madison Ave with her lab walking down the street

Jared Leto on 21st and 5th Ave carrying several cups of coffee from Starbucks. He needs to do a Starbucks run for us

Skeet Ulrich 120 W 45th St (I wish I could have spotted him, I used to be in loooooove with Skeet Skeet!)

Julianne Moore on the A train at 44th St. I love it when celebrities are seen on the train!

Bruce Willis 1 Central Park West coming out of the Trump Hotel Towers with a blonde girl

Hugh Grant 14 Wall St he was working his ass off at Equinox Fitness!

Celebs SEEN chillin in Manhattan

Here are some celebrities SEEN in New York City this week!

Glenn Close – at W 9th St and 6th Ave walking her two dogs and was told she looked SEXY by a local pedestrian.

Reese Witherspoon – E 19th St at Craft. Pretty girl.

Jake Gyllenhaal – 105 Hudson St chillin at the favorite celebrity spot Nobu. Gave some random guy a “Brokeback” smile…hmmm??

Sandra Bullock – W 49th St was the Spring Awakenings Show, hopefully her film career will have an awakening.

Daniel Craig – E 45th and Lexington Ave (nearby our office) James Bond was spotted not looking all too friendly at a hole-in-the wall noodle bar.